Rat Dreams and Me

still on Cali time..
i am
sooooooooooo

damn

tired.

i went to bed last night at 3am, and slept like a LOG until 3pm today!

i had some great dreams:

dream #1)
My rat, Peaches, was walking near my kitchen sink and he FELL down into the GARBAGE disposal!
I managed to pull him out quickly and he had a few cuts and for a second i thought he was fine... until I saw his back right foot was cut off! It was disgusting and terrifying. I quickly took him to the hospital and tried to get him help.

dream #2)
Was on an all girl football team that was having practice. i was sucking very hard at it. I kept missing the balls and didn't want to run.
At one point they were throwing out bags of Wendy's as footballs and telling us not to open them and eat the burgers inside. As they were telling us that, I realized I had some Wendy's already in my mouth.
Then i won "Most Valuable Player" award at the end when I won a spitting contest.

Then i wondered into a swimming pool where they were having relay contests and i tried to win that too, but lost. At the award ceremony i realized I needed a ride home, and I was staying that night at Barak Obama's house, because he was my cousin. (I keep having recurring dreams that I am related to him)

it's 10pm now and i am ready for bed again.